Post by browninglabsinc on Dec 2, 2002 19:43:41 GMT -5
There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know you have
all experienced this, and here's a way one old guy handled it
An 86-yr-old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he aproached the desk,the receptionist said "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Dr for today?"
"There's something wrong with my Trouser Trout", he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said,"You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that".
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you", he said.
The receptionist replied,"You've obviously caused some embarrrasement in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear, or something, and then dicussed the problem further with the Dr. in private"
The old man walked out, waited a few minutes and then re-entered. The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear", he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.
"And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't p**s out of it," the man replied.
The doctor's office erupted in laughter.
all experienced this, and here's a way one old guy handled it
An 86-yr-old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he aproached the desk,the receptionist said "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Dr for today?"
"There's something wrong with my Trouser Trout", he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said,"You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that".
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you", he said.
The receptionist replied,"You've obviously caused some embarrrasement in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear, or something, and then dicussed the problem further with the Dr. in private"
The old man walked out, waited a few minutes and then re-entered. The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear", he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.
"And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't p**s out of it," the man replied.
The doctor's office erupted in laughter.
