Post by DoubleDeuce on Nov 30, 2002 2:16:12 GMT -5
Put up that Mobile Sure-Shot 8' Skip-Shooter - only to lose it, and the mount - when you go through a drive-thru that has a 7' 2" clearance?
Waited for your XYL in a Grocery Store parking lot. To kill time, you decide to chat with some friends on your radio.
Suddenly, the stores' clerks run out to your car, telling you to shut-up?
Had to use the old excuse..."Oh, this damage was done by the other guy that owned it before me." When friends ask,
"What happened to your trunk?".
Wrote to the vehicles' manufacturer, telling them how they really should have the Ciggarette lighter plug wired
with a higher rated fuse and wire.
Had to drill holes to mount the antenna, only to find the holes don't line up to the mounts'?
Found that the instruction manual - is less understandable after reading it?
Had to use a fire-extinguisher to keep the linear from catching fire?
Found out that the 102" whip out-performs ordinary cane-poles while fishing, and have the trophies to prove it?
Had a late-night chat. Hear a loud thunk-twang from the antenna. You investigate and find a stunned bat flopping around on the roof of the car?
Drove into a construction area, where the cable company is stringing cable wires. You hear some strange sounds and the radio goes quiet.
And see a spool of cable rolling/unspooling in your rear-view mirror.
Got your new antenna and radio mounted. As you drive off to try out your system - you see your brand new
antenna rolling off into the median of the highway?
Had to explain to your neighbors that "It's really a new type of TV antenna I'm trying out."
Helped install someones antenna - and find the radio doesn't work. And they reply, "What's SWR?
The radio was working fine last night when we tried it out before we put up the antenna."
Someone you're having coffee with, asks you to take a look at their system because it quit workng on them.
You take a look their system because it quit workng on them. You take a look and switch the radio from the "PA" position.
Been accused of being a CB'er? You prove it to them when you key up your radio and linear - and their hair stands on end...
... You could be a CB'er if...
... The radio and antenna, costs more than the car is worth...
Waited for your XYL in a Grocery Store parking lot. To kill time, you decide to chat with some friends on your radio.
Suddenly, the stores' clerks run out to your car, telling you to shut-up?
Had to use the old excuse..."Oh, this damage was done by the other guy that owned it before me." When friends ask,
"What happened to your trunk?".
Wrote to the vehicles' manufacturer, telling them how they really should have the Ciggarette lighter plug wired
with a higher rated fuse and wire.
Had to drill holes to mount the antenna, only to find the holes don't line up to the mounts'?
Found that the instruction manual - is less understandable after reading it?
Had to use a fire-extinguisher to keep the linear from catching fire?
Found out that the 102" whip out-performs ordinary cane-poles while fishing, and have the trophies to prove it?
Had a late-night chat. Hear a loud thunk-twang from the antenna. You investigate and find a stunned bat flopping around on the roof of the car?
Drove into a construction area, where the cable company is stringing cable wires. You hear some strange sounds and the radio goes quiet.
And see a spool of cable rolling/unspooling in your rear-view mirror.
Got your new antenna and radio mounted. As you drive off to try out your system - you see your brand new
antenna rolling off into the median of the highway?
Had to explain to your neighbors that "It's really a new type of TV antenna I'm trying out."
Helped install someones antenna - and find the radio doesn't work. And they reply, "What's SWR?
The radio was working fine last night when we tried it out before we put up the antenna."
Someone you're having coffee with, asks you to take a look at their system because it quit workng on them.
You take a look their system because it quit workng on them. You take a look and switch the radio from the "PA" position.
Been accused of being a CB'er? You prove it to them when you key up your radio and linear - and their hair stands on end...
... You could be a CB'er if...
... The radio and antenna, costs more than the car is worth...
