How To Make Love (A Self-Help Guide)

[browninglabsinc]

HOW TO MAKE LOVE

Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana

Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results, continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.

[DoubleDeuce]

Good one Glenn LOL

[browninglabsinc]

;D Here's another from the email bag (where I get all my educational material):

Do you know what you get if you cross-breed an onion and a jacka$$?

Well, one of two things......................

Most of the time you get an onion with long floppy ears, but if you're really lucky and the moon's just right you get a piece of a$$ that brings tears to your eyes.

I better stop before I either get in trouble or embarrass myself!

[DoubleDeuce]

LMAO ;D That one just barely sqeaked by the censors.LOL