Post by gunfighter on Feb 15, 2003 20:36:11 GMT -5
;D Subject: One Smart Dog ;D
A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa.
He took his faithful pet dachshund along for company.
One day, the dachshund starts chasing butterflies and before long the
dachshund discovers that he is lost.
So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading
rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch. The
dachshund thinks, "OK, I'm in deep trouble now!"
Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles
down to chew on the bones with his
back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the
dachshund exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one
delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here?"
Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, as a look of
terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees.
"Whew," says the leopard. "That was close. That dachshund near! ly had me."
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby
tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and
trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes.But the dachshund
saw him heading after the leopard
with great speed, and figured that something must be up. The monkey soon
catches up with the leopard,
spills the beans and strikes a deal for himselfwith the leopard.
The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop
on
my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine." Now the
dachshund sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks,
"What
am I going to do now?"
But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers,
pretending he hasn't seen them yet... and just when they get close enough
to
hear, the dachshund says, "Where's that monkey? I sent him off half an
hour!
ago to bring me another leopard."
SOMETIMES IF YOU CAN' T DAZZLE THEM WITH BRILLIANCE,THEN BAFFLE THEM WITH
BULL----!!
A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa.
He took his faithful pet dachshund along for company.
One day, the dachshund starts chasing butterflies and before long the
dachshund discovers that he is lost.
So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading
rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch. The
dachshund thinks, "OK, I'm in deep trouble now!"
Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles
down to chew on the bones with his
back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the
dachshund exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one
delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here?"
Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, as a look of
terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees.
"Whew," says the leopard. "That was close. That dachshund near! ly had me."
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby
tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and
trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes.But the dachshund
saw him heading after the leopard
with great speed, and figured that something must be up. The monkey soon
catches up with the leopard,
spills the beans and strikes a deal for himselfwith the leopard.
The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop
on
my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine." Now the
dachshund sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks,
"What
am I going to do now?"
But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers,
pretending he hasn't seen them yet... and just when they get close enough
to
hear, the dachshund says, "Where's that monkey? I sent him off half an
hour!
ago to bring me another leopard."
SOMETIMES IF YOU CAN' T DAZZLE THEM WITH BRILLIANCE,THEN BAFFLE THEM WITH
BULL----!!